Christina Swan

- your entire selection of clothes is outside your wardrobe and not inside it

- you can't find the things you need, but the things you find you don't need

- visitors need a map of your room to find their way through it

- you have to watch your step lest you step on some dvds, or clothes, or videos, or cd-covers, and break them

- you seriously consider paying your little brother an hour's wage to tidy it up

- your Mum refuses to go in there

- all you want to do in your room is sleep

- you wonder if they've invented clothe finders, cd finders or key finders

- you wonder if they've invented a room GPS

- you need a metal detector to find your electronics

 - your name is Christina...

... or perhaps I just own too many things?

I had an amazing time. I don't think I've ever been to a place where people have been so friendly and smiley - if I have, I have forgotten about it.  

We did more "local" stuff the days we were alone than the week we were with the rest of the group. However, our fears of the rest of our holiday turning too touristy were quickly relieved when we met the group we were going to be travelling with. The group consisted of 13 other Norwegians, in the ages of 12 to 60 (?), a fun bunch of people whom we got to know quite well as the days went on. Okay - we were tourists to an extent. We did stay in fancy hotels with swimming pools and beaches (some hotels were a little too fancy, if you ask me). We did spent lots of time relaxing in the sun, we did have nice hotel buffets bordering the unnecessary, and we did travel around a bunch of white people on a tour bus with air condition. 

Let me tell you about the highlight of the first part of my Sri Lanka trip, when I was travelling alone with Britt Celine. The highlight was definitely visiting a village in the eastern part of Sri Lanka. After having been driven for 8 hours on a bumpy traficky road by a Sri Lankan driver (25 years old, so we got along quite well), we came to a very green and remote village with a few houses scattered among the trees. Britt Celine hadn't told the people we very visiting that we were coming, because they don't have a phone in the village, so we hoped they'd be in. What joy on their faces when they recognised her white face and understood that she'd come to visit them in their remote village, all the way from Norway! I nodded and smiled and looked around the room as they spoke in Singalese. I tried to make the nine-year old girl in the house, Reno, my friend by making her my Singalese teacher while pointing to things, and by scraping coconut with her for the evening's dinner.

The house had no running water, so we had to get water from a nearby well. The toilet was a fancy long drop in a small  building outside the house. The food - rice and curry and poppodum, milked rice for breakfast, and lots of coconut in different varieties - was eaten with our hands. We visited the many houses in the village the next day, played with the children, sang with the children, chased after the children, learned Singalese from the children, and drank tea. Lots of tea. Whenever we entered a new house on our mission of visiting the people BC once knew, we were offered a cup of tea. I had four cups of tea with lots of sugar that day - an achievement!!

Seeing as the house we stayed in had no running water, we bathed in the nearby brown lake to wash ourselves. This was the same lake that women wash their clothes in. We wore only a long skirt pulled up under our arms to bathe, and felt the many fish in the lake bite our calves in the water. What an experience! The day we were in that village was great, and the way home was equally entertaining.

Our Sri Lankan driver allowed us to drive the minibus ourselves - so I drove first, on the bumpy Sri Lankan road, past police crossings (the police just looked surprised, at me - a white female driver - and laughed!). Apparently we could get into trouble if the police caught us without a Sri lankan driving licence, but that was no problem said our driver, as he would be the one who was in trouble. After a while of being a jelly-legged and nervous driver, with a proper Sri Lankan driver sitting next to me, his hand on the handbreak just in case, we realised that we would get back to Colombo much quicker if we only let the driver drive. Darkness fell, and we made a wrong turn on a road on our way to the capital. After having driven over a new bridge, the driver realised we were on the wrong way, and was going to turn back on an old bridge just beside the new one. As we were driving towards the old bridge, the other way, the driver stopped the car as his mobile phone rang. Britt Celine and I sat in the back seat when we noticed a car - another minibus - creeping up beside us in the dark, the car's lights switched off, and stopping right next to our car. Lots of policemen stormed out of the car and went towards the driver's side of our car. Driver winds down the window, police asks him what it is we're doing, driver explains we took the wrong turn to Colombo and are turning back, and the police looks at him with suspicion. "Yeah right". It was dark, our young Sri Lankan driver had stopped the car in an area where no cars usually drive - the old bridge (why drive on an old bridge when you can drive on a new one?), and there were two blonde young women in the back. It certainly didn't help that a sign in the bushes next to us said "WOMEN AGAINST RAPE" in big letters. The police didn't believe the truth of our driver's statement, so they turned to us and said "no problem?" We gave the driver's version to them again, they looked skeptical and said "your passports, please". Yikes, heart pounding in chest, it's bad to be Norwegian on Sri Lanka, and we're here in the dark, but we can trust the police can't we, if they're the right Sri Lankan ethnicity - okay, we show them our passports, they shine their torches into the back of the car to see if we're smuggling weapons or drugs or anything else bad... they let us drive on. Phew!

After that curious incident, our driver became extra courteous of us, bought us buns with sugar on and the local chocolate malt drink MILO when we became hungry, and stoppe the car by the road, "cleared it" of suspicious men in the bushes, and let us squat next to the car in the dark when our bladders desperately needed relieving :-) We got back to Colombo late evening, where the house we were going to stay in (with people Britt Celine knew) was full of people and drink and food and loud singing. A Sri Lanka party for the whole neighbourhood, cool!

Living with locals was cool. See part two (above) for more information on our trip!

Christina